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The Best & Worst Stoner Cereals (Part 2)

No matter the time of day, a big bowl of cereal will quell any case of the munchies. Just grab a big bowl, fill it up and add milk… grab a chair, your spoon and dig in! Remember, the next time you go out to the grocery store, replenish the pantry and the fridge. Don’t forget the milk!

Biggest Waste of Potential: Oreo O’s

We still can’t figure out! How did this idea go so wrong? Oreos are absolutely delish and dipped in milk they are doubly delish. Oreo O’s taste nothing like Oreos and makes the milk look like dirty dishwater. Why did they remove the cream filling aspect in favor of tiny little cream filling-flavored marshmallow flecks? Whose idea was this? They should be locked up.

The Dark Horse: Honey Bunches of Oats

They name doesn’t really sound very appealing, but they more than make up for it with flavor. Do yourself a favor and slice up some fresh strawberries or a banana for your next bowl; it’s the stuff dreams are made of.

Most Overrated: Lucky Charms

Yep… we said it. Lucky Charms are gross and it is high time that we all admit it to ourselves. Maybe Lucky simply hypnotized everybody, because what is there to love about this cereal?  The marshmallows get soggy and taste like stale meringue and the bits of toasted oat that make up about 75% of the box is so disappointing. Not to mention the nasty marshmallow milk that remains at the end. No thanks.

Most Underrated: Krave

Why isn’t Krave more popular? Krave is a chocolate-filled cereal that never feels too overwhelming or rich. It even tastes great without the milk, so if you forget the milk at the store… you’re safe!

Best Post-Cereal Milk: Cocoa Puffs

It is a make-your-own chocolate milk kit. Need we say more?

Worst Post-Cereal Milk: Fruity Pebbles

Rainbow barf in a bowl. Yuck!

How Did They Mess it Up: Cookie Crisp

Did Cookie Crisp take a page from the Oreo handbook, because once again, how do you mess this up? A bunch of mini chocolate chip cookies floating in a bowl of milk sounds amazing, right? Then why, oh why is this cereal missing the mark? You’re better off just putting a bunch of those Trader Joe’s chocolate chip cookies into a big bowl and pouring some milk over the top. Why is a legit cookie cereal so hard to create?

Might as Well be a Basket of Twigs: Shredded Wheat

This should not be consumed by a human being. Breakfast cereal is supposed to make us feel like a bunch of little kids eating sugar, not a bunch of cows grazing in a field. Adding fresh fruit won’t even save this one.

Best Slogan: Reptar Crunch

What is more fun than coming up with a new cereal slogan? “He’s big! He’s green! He’s just in time for breakfast!”  Have fun beating that one General Mills.

The Best & Worst Stoner Cereals (Part 1)

Source: https://hightimes.com/edibles/foods/best-worst-stoner-cereals/

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The Best & Worst Stoner Cereals (Part 1)

Is there anything better to quell a case of the munchies than a big bowl of cereal?  Honestly, we don’t think so.  It’s the perfect food, no matter the time of day.  It’s so easy to make, even a child can do it!

The Best Cereal in the History of Cereals: Cinnamon Toast Crunch

As you savor a spoonful of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, a river of dreamlike sensations flow across your palate:  the delicate balance of spicy cinnamon and sweet sugar; the perfect crunch of the toasted wheat and rice; the cold splash of milk blended with a dash of pure childhood nostalgia.  Memories are triggered from a simpler time.  Every aspect of the General Mills’ masterpiece combines to create a dancing union of flavors, elevating you from the blandness of your normal life to a place far away from worries and strife… taking you up to the heavens, to the great beyond.

That’s just a bite of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Most Ingenious Idea:  Reese’s Puffs

By all means, it’s cheating.  We are not sure how they got away with so simply combining Cocoa Puffs and Peanut Butter Crunch, but they did.  Peanut butter and chocolate are a timeless combo, and just like Reese’s candy, the cereal is nothing short of a grand slam.

Not Much Different than Eating Razor Blades: Cap’n Crunch

It is just painful.  With every bite of Cap’n Crunch, you declare war on the roof of your mouth.  Why does this cereal have to be so dangerous?  Surely there must be a way to retain the flavor without feeling like you’re eating a bowl of ninja throwing stars.

Best Mascot: Dig’em Frog

Dig’em is about as chill as they come.  He’s named after the way he feels about the very cereal he promotes.  Sugar Smacks, now for some reason called Honey Smacks (healthier… I think not) came along and Dig’em just dug’em.

Oh, and please don’t eat them right now… unless you feel like getting salmonella.

Worst Mascot:  Crazy Craving

Crazy Craving is what a child’s nightmares are made of.  The thing is fully rabid, and only capable of screaming, “ME WANT HONEYCOMB”.  Its like they managed to make that character from The Wild Thornberrys even worse, you know the one.  Get this mascot out of here, please.

The Chris & Liam Hemsworth Effect:  Honey Nut Cheerios & Cheerios

Liam Hemsworth ain’t shit.  Chris Hemsworth, on the other hand, is the GOD of Thunder.  A great actor and the perfect specimen of a man.  Eyes like the sea after a storm, that I could just get lost in.  I’m sure you know Chris from his hits such as The Avengers, Thor, or Snow White & The Huntsman.  Who remembers The Expendables 2?  Does anyone remember Liam Hemsworth from The Hunger Games?  Which character does he play again?

The point is, Chris is Honey Nut Cheerios, and Liam is regular ol’ Cheerios.  One is flawless, and one is engaged to Miley Cyrus.  That’s just the way it is.

Biggest Sneak: Froot Loops

Froot Loops have been hiding two things from us for a very… very long time.  For starters, fruit is spelled “froot”, which is just wrong on all kinds of levels.  Second, every single loop of froot that you eat is the same exact flavor.  Very sneaky, Froot Loops… I don’t know if we will ever forgive you.

The Cereal That Even Weed Can’t Make Taste good: Raisin Bran

If you create a food that contains raisins, and the raisins are the absolute best part of the food, then guess what?  You have a horrible cereal.  Sorry, not sorry.

Source: https://hightimes.com/edibles/foods/best-worst-stoner-cereals/